Film

The Brass Teapot

Name: The Brass Teapot
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Thriller
Released: 2012
Cast: Juno Temple, Michael Angarano, Alexis Bledel, Billy Magnussen, Alia Shawkat

A couple finds a teapot that pays them cash for every injury they inflict on themselves. What starts as a darkly comic game becomes an escalating descent into self-destruction and moral compromise. It's a twisted fable about greed and desperation, funny and uncomfortable in equal measure, for people who like their comedies with genuine bite.

TMDb rating

3.1

Should you watch it?

Watch it if you like morally grubby high-concept comedy where a sharp, absurd premise is walked slowly toward its ugliest logical conclusion, with the laughs coming from characters talking themselves into worse decisions.

Skip it if you want a fast, bright caper with a lot of plot momentum; this one is a hundred minutes of small rooms, quiet unease and a premise that rarely pushes for big set pieces.

What it asks of you: It runs a brisk hundred minutes but stays patient, keeping its tone dry and uneasy, so you need to sit with discomfort rather than waiting for the film to reward you with easy jokes.

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