Film

Santa Jaws

Name: Santa Jaws
Genre: Action, Fantasy, Horror
Released: 2018
Cast: Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar, Arthur Marroquin

A gleefully absurd creature feature that treats its premise—a killer shark appearing at Christmas—with complete earnestness. It's 88 minutes of practical gore, family chaos, and the kind of B-movie confidence that either delights you or leaves you baffled. For people who love intentionally ridiculous horror that doesn't wink at the camera.

TMDb rating

2.3

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