Film

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Name: Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Genre: Action, Adventure
Released: 1987
Cast: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, Harold Diamond, Rodrigo Obregón

A gloriously unhinged 1987 action film where a civilian pilot, a DEA agent, and a kickboxing expert defend stolen diamonds from a drug lord on a Hawaiian island. It's pure B-movie mayhem: plot holes you could drive a truck through, physics that don't apply, and a complete absence of self-consciousness. For anyone who loves action schlock served without irony.

TMDb rating

2.5

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