Security System

Security System is the automated voice that guards Planet Express and other buildings around New New York, issuing clipped warnings and countdowns to anyone it deems an intruder. It has no face, no body to speak of, and no patience — just a booming monotone insisting that trespassers comply immediately or suffer the consequences.

The joke is entirely in the delivery: John DiMaggio, already the voice of Bender, plays this faceless system with the same gruff bravado, so a glorified alarm clock sounds like it's spoiling for a fight. It's a small, recurring bit that turns bureaucratic menace into slapstick every time it shows up.