Scoop Chang

Scoop Chang is New New York's premier tabloid newsman on Futurama, the reporter who shows up whenever chaos breaks out with a camera crew and zero shame about exaggerating it. He wants the story, the scoop, the headline — accuracy is optional, spectacle is mandatory. He talks fast and thinks faster.

He's a small, recurring jolt of media satire in a show built on bigger jokes, and Maurice LaMarche gives him a slick, self-important delivery that makes every appearance land like a punchline before he's finished the sentence. He's proof Futurama could nail a type in ten seconds flat.