Martha Stewart's Head

One of the countless preserved celebrity heads bobbing in jars across the year 3000, Martha Stewart's Head turns up in the background of New New York's endless parade of media relics. She carries over the crisp, faintly imperious hostess energy of her living counterpart, offering opinions and hospitality tips nobody asked for.

The head-in-a-jar gag only works if each cameo feels instantly, absurdly correct, and Martha Stewart's is a perfect fit: immaculate composure surviving decapitation and a thousand years is funnier than it has any right to be. Tress MacNeille nails the clipped, self-satisfied cadence in just a line or two, making the joke land without overstaying it.