Krystal Goderitch

Krystal Goderitch is a cosmetology student with a spray tan and a talk-show host's confidence, utterly certain of her own read on the world. She's noticed the surveillance, the swapped IDs, the men who don't add up — and has arrived at entirely the wrong, delightfully specific conspiracy theory to explain it all.

She's the show's joke turned inside out: everyone around her is drowning in real conspiracy, and Krystal, closer to the truth than any of them, keeps missing it by inches while nailing every irrelevant detail. Maslany plays her with total sincerity, never winking at the audience, which is exactly why she's so funny and so oddly moving.