Guy Bilzerian

Guy Bilzerian is a seventh grader at Andrew and Nick's school, infamous among his classmates for an implausible string of sexual conquests he narrates with total nonchalance. He struts through hallway gossip as a legend rather than a person, dropping outrageous stories about his exploits like they're nothing, unbothered by whether anyone believes him.

The joke is the gap between his childish frame and Jason Mantzoukas's gravelly, unbothered delivery — every absurd claim lands flat and matter-of-fact, which is funnier than if he winked at the audience. He's used sparingly, a punchline generator whose confidence never wavers, and Mantzoukas never lets him seem like he's in on it.