Gina Linetti

Gina Linetti is the civilian administrator of the 99th precinct, and she treats the job as beneath her while somehow making herself indispensable anyway. She spends most of her time on her phone, dancing when the mood strikes, and delivering verdicts on everyone's personal failings with total, unbothered confidence.

The writing gives her total detachment from consequence, and Peretti plays that detachment like a superpower rather than a flaw, turning every non sequitur into a flex. What sticks is the specific rhythm of her arrogance — she's rarely wrong about people, she just refuses to pretend she cares in the normal way.