Antonio Calculon, Jr.

Antonio Calculon, Jr. turns up as a robot with all the overwrought theatricality of a soap-opera dynasty in miniature, carrying himself like he's already mid-monologue. He postures, poses, and treats every mundane exchange as a chance for grand emotional display, clearly desperate to be seen as important.

John DiMaggio leans into the same booming, self-serious cadence he brings to Calculon himself, so the joke lands purely through vocal commitment: a minor robot acting like the fate of soap opera hangs on his every line. It's a small role played at maximum melodrama, which is exactly why it's funny.